November 18, 2011
I LOVE TO TEASEOur work  overdosed lives make it very difficult to have a healthy sex life with  our spouse. This often causes intimacy in a relationship to corrode and  eat away at the heartstrings, and the results are distance, secrets, and  in a lot of cases, extra marital affairs with those who are simply more  available. Teasing is one very crucial tool that men and women should  not undermine, it is effective to keep the other enticed and fits in  well with our schedules since it is time efficient. It is not uncommon  for a couple to find one or two instances every week to be intimate with  one another. But, unfortunately, without any mental preparedness and a  growing distance between the partners the rest of the week, those  intimate meetings either become uncomfortable or get reduced to  meaningless sex. To keep the lovemaking intense and romantic, teasing is  a marvellous tool which can keep couples from drifting apart whilst  they spend enormous amounts of time aways from one another…The trick is not to let the thread be cut or end. The trick is to  carry on the feeling. For example, suppose you had a good time with your  husband the night before and now you are at work the next morning and  so is your husband. You could send him a text message to jog his memory,  one-liners such as the following are a few of my favs: “Remember when you were inside me last night?”"Your taste still lingers on my fingers…""I have a confession to make. I’ve been cheating on you for the last ten minutes with a banana." “My pussy hurts a bit. Will you promise to fuck me again like last night to make it all better?”"Just had a salad for brunch, the only thing missing from it was your cum.""I think you need to go see a doctor and get diagnosed because something about you just isnt right. You fuck like a beast." “Remember when you looked into my eyes when I had you in my mouth? What were you thinking?”"Name three positions that we didn’t fuck in last night.""There’s something very important missing from my pussy. Do you know where it is? I had it there last night." “You know what i hated about how we made love last night? Nothing.”"You never cum on my tits anymore. Why?""Baby please have more protein for lunch today. Your cum last night tasted a little flat." “I was working and nibbling at the end of my pen till I realized that’s not your cock.”"I’m nibbling at the end of my pen. It doesn’t fit my mouth as well as your cock.""Baby as much as I love sucking your cock, there’s only ONE time when I don’t miss it - when you are fucking me." “Next time I feel feverish, don’t just use the thermometer. I want a second opinion… from your cock.”"You know what I hate about your cock? It’s not in me right now.""I accidentally spilled coffee on my fingers and they hurt slightly. May I use your lips to make them better?" “My pussy hurts because you forgot to kiss it after fucking it last night.”"A  colleague of mine said that I am glowing. Do you it’s because of how  hard you fucked me last night or how hard you made me cum? “My mouth misses your cock.”"Sweetheart I have a headache. Can you fuck it away?""Every time I see cotton candy on the tele I think about your balls.""I have a presentation coming up next week and my throat seems a bit cold and broken. Think your cock can warm it up?" “I think I have a little acidity. Nothing a shot of your alkaline cum down my throat cant fix!”"My  mouth missed your cock when you were fucking me last night, and my  pussy missed it when I was sucking on it. Now they both miss it." “I missed my dentist’s appointment this morning. Can you examine my oral cavity with your tool?"I had an eclair. It was pretty good. Not as flavourful as your cock though.""How come you never let me do the reverse cowgirl anymore?" “I feel like a carnivore today. I want your cock for dinner.”"You fucked my pussy so good last night that my ass is jealous.""You cock got pretty dirty last night. Lemme know when you want me to lick it clean." “What is the circumference of your balls? I need to know for something I’m designing. Pretty high-up official stuff.”"I have become quite a good multi-tasker at work! Thanks for all the practice with 69." “I love talking, but I’m often speechless when your cock is in front of  me. It only makes sense that I use my mouth for something other than  talking then.”"I’ll bet you cant make me cum in less than twenty minutes tonight." “I wish I could kiss you and suck your cock at the same time.”"Wanna watch a movie tonight? Or do you wanna watch you cock disappear in my pussy?""Let’s make dinner reservations. I don’t care where we eat as long as I eat your dick."  “The best part about using your cock as a tongue scrubber is that it come with a creamy reward.”"I like my manual shift gear because it reminds me of your cock.""I let out an embarrassing secret about you! Sorry! Will you punish me?" “Hey. I forgot to tell you that the blowjob this morning was the 1000th  time I have sucked your dick! Who am I kidding, I lost count after 50!”You  can throw him off track by saying “Sorry hunny, not tonight, I have  some cleaning to do.” Then unzip him and start sucking on his cock and  then look up. “I meant clean your cock, its dirty and requires  maintenance. I’m gonna polish it.”Sometimes, you can leave a naughty hand written not in his wallet  and text him to take a look later in the day. Mix it up. Add your own  personal nostalgic references. The key is to ensure that you never  leave his mind and that you entice him enough to come back with equally  thoughtful and sexy responses and keep the game alive. This way, when he  returns home later on, he might only see you for an hour or two before  you both need to fall asleep, but those hours will be heavenly.On days that allow a bit more free time, you could even think of  taking the teasing beyond words and improvise. For example, during the  lunch hour, if his office is close enough, drive over and surprise him.  Tell him you have something extremely important to discuss and it cannot  wait and it will only take a minute. You get to his office, lock the  down, get down on your knees, unzip him and take his cock out. You suck  it to life hard for a minute, take a look at it so as to ascertain  something and get up. You tell him that you had a bad dream last night  that he could not get it up anymore and just wanted to prove the dream  wrong. You leave the office within five minutes of meeting him and leave  him frustrated and horny, but, more importantly, you leave him utterly  enticed and wanting more. This is just an example. You need to find what  works for you best. You could wake him up five minutes earlier one  morning and demand a breast massage. You could wake him up by kissing  him and then give him a tremendous teabagging session without even  laying a finger on his cock. Just tell him that his cock will get your  attention later that night. When you are at a restaurant, even if there  are other people, you can find a moment to reach between his legs and  give him a rub or a squeeze. If he is at the other end of the table, use  your toes. At a friend or a relative’s house, get to a corner or the  bathroom together for a few minutes. Give him an extremely slow cock  massage after surprising him in the shower. Find other forms of teasing  that take advantage of your particular marriage and use your husbands  hobbies to your advantage as well. For example, my hubby enjoys a run  in the morning sometimes, especially on holidays. I once sent him the  following message when he was in the middle of the run, “Cant wait for  your to get back and stick that sweaty cock of yours in my mouth and  pussy.” It was the fuck of a lifetime when he got back home. Tease him  to the point where it is impossible for him to go through the next day  without craving to return home and be near you. You will find that he is  at the height of reciprocity and that your relationship is blossoming  to heights of uncharted levels of intimacy.Why should it be a woman’s job to start the teasing? It should not!  But, I being a woman can only provide the female perspective. But, I  expect that the men will join in as soon as the women starts this. It is  difficult for men to take such intellectual initiatives because they  for some reason don’t like using their brains when it comes to sex, but  women know better. When it comes to sex, its always the women who rule,  and the men who follow.

I LOVE TO TEASE

Our work overdosed lives make it very difficult to have a healthy sex life with our spouse. This often causes intimacy in a relationship to corrode and eat away at the heartstrings, and the results are distance, secrets, and in a lot of cases, extra marital affairs with those who are simply more available. Teasing is one very crucial tool that men and women should not undermine, it is effective to keep the other enticed and fits in well with our schedules since it is time efficient. It is not uncommon for a couple to find one or two instances every week to be intimate with one another. But, unfortunately, without any mental preparedness and a growing distance between the partners the rest of the week, those intimate meetings either become uncomfortable or get reduced to meaningless sex. To keep the lovemaking intense and romantic, teasing is a marvellous tool which can keep couples from drifting apart whilst they spend enormous amounts of time aways from one another…

The trick is not to let the thread be cut or end. The trick is to carry on the feeling. For example, suppose you had a good time with your husband the night before and now you are at work the next morning and so is your husband. You could send him a text message to jog his memory, one-liners such as the following are a few of my favs:
“Remember when you were inside me last night?”
"Your taste still lingers on my fingers…"
"I have a confession to make. I’ve been cheating on you for the last ten minutes with a banana."
“My pussy hurts a bit. Will you promise to fuck me again like last night to make it all better?”
"Just had a salad for brunch, the only thing missing from it was your cum."
"I think you need to go see a doctor and get diagnosed because something about you just isnt right. You fuck like a beast."
“Remember when you looked into my eyes when I had you in my mouth? What were you thinking?”
"Name three positions that we didn’t fuck in last night."
"There’s something very important missing from my pussy. Do you know where it is? I had it there last night."
“You know what i hated about how we made love last night? Nothing.”
"You never cum on my tits anymore. Why?"
"Baby please have more protein for lunch today. Your cum last night tasted a little flat."
“I was working and nibbling at the end of my pen till I realized that’s not your cock.”
"I’m nibbling at the end of my pen. It doesn’t fit my mouth as well as your cock."
"Baby as much as I love sucking your cock, there’s only ONE time when I don’t miss it - when you are fucking me."
“Next time I feel feverish, don’t just use the thermometer. I want a second opinion… from your cock.”
"You know what I hate about your cock? It’s not in me right now."
"I accidentally spilled coffee on my fingers and they hurt slightly. May I use your lips to make them better?"
“My pussy hurts because you forgot to kiss it after fucking it last night.”
"A colleague of mine said that I am glowing. Do you it’s because of how hard you fucked me last night or how hard you made me cum?
“My mouth misses your cock.”
"Sweetheart I have a headache. Can you fuck it away?"
"Every time I see cotton candy on the tele I think about your balls."
"I have a presentation coming up next week and my throat seems a bit cold and broken. Think your cock can warm it up?"
“I think I have a little acidity. Nothing a shot of your alkaline cum down my throat cant fix!”
"My mouth missed your cock when you were fucking me last night, and my pussy missed it when I was sucking on it. Now they both miss it."
“I missed my dentist’s appointment this morning. Can you examine my oral cavity with your tool?
"I had an eclair. It was pretty good. Not as flavourful as your cock though."
"How come you never let me do the reverse cowgirl anymore?"
“I feel like a carnivore today. I want your cock for dinner.”
"You fucked my pussy so good last night that my ass is jealous."
"You cock got pretty dirty last night. Lemme know when you want me to lick it clean."
“What is the circumference of your balls? I need to know for something I’m designing. Pretty high-up official stuff.”
"I have become quite a good multi-tasker at work! Thanks for all the practice with 69."
“I love talking, but I’m often speechless when your cock is in front of me. It only makes sense that I use my mouth for something other than talking then.”
"I’ll bet you cant make me cum in less than twenty minutes tonight."
“I wish I could kiss you and suck your cock at the same time.”
"Wanna watch a movie tonight? Or do you wanna watch you cock disappear in my pussy?"
"Let’s make dinner reservations. I don’t care where we eat as long as I eat your dick."
“The best part about using your cock as a tongue scrubber is that it come with a creamy reward.”
"I like my manual shift gear because it reminds me of your cock."
"I let out an embarrassing secret about you! Sorry! Will you punish me?"
“Hey. I forgot to tell you that the blowjob this morning was the 1000th time I have sucked your dick! Who am I kidding, I lost count after 50!”

You can throw him off track by saying “Sorry hunny, not tonight, I have some cleaning to do.” Then unzip him and start sucking on his cock and then look up. “I meant clean your cock, its dirty and requires maintenance. I’m gonna polish it.”

Sometimes, you can leave a naughty hand written not in his wallet and text him to take a look later in the day. Mix it up. Add your own personal nostalgic references. The key is to ensure that you never leave his mind and that you entice him enough to come back with equally thoughtful and sexy responses and keep the game alive. This way, when he returns home later on, he might only see you for an hour or two before you both need to fall asleep, but those hours will be heavenly.

On days that allow a bit more free time, you could even think of taking the teasing beyond words and improvise. For example, during the lunch hour, if his office is close enough, drive over and surprise him. Tell him you have something extremely important to discuss and it cannot wait and it will only take a minute. You get to his office, lock the down, get down on your knees, unzip him and take his cock out. You suck it to life hard for a minute, take a look at it so as to ascertain something and get up. You tell him that you had a bad dream last night that he could not get it up anymore and just wanted to prove the dream wrong. You leave the office within five minutes of meeting him and leave him frustrated and horny, but, more importantly, you leave him utterly enticed and wanting more. This is just an example. You need to find what works for you best. You could wake him up five minutes earlier one morning and demand a breast massage. You could wake him up by kissing him and then give him a tremendous teabagging session without even laying a finger on his cock. Just tell him that his cock will get your attention later that night. When you are at a restaurant, even if there are other people, you can find a moment to reach between his legs and give him a rub or a squeeze. If he is at the other end of the table, use your toes. At a friend or a relative’s house, get to a corner or the bathroom together for a few minutes. Give him an extremely slow cock massage after surprising him in the shower. Find other forms of teasing that take advantage of your particular marriage and use your husbands hobbies to your advantage as well. For example, my hubby enjoys a run in the morning sometimes, especially on holidays. I once sent him the following message when he was in the middle of the run, “Cant wait for your to get back and stick that sweaty cock of yours in my mouth and pussy.” It was the fuck of a lifetime when he got back home. Tease him to the point where it is impossible for him to go through the next day without craving to return home and be near you. You will find that he is at the height of reciprocity and that your relationship is blossoming to heights of uncharted levels of intimacy.

Why should it be a woman’s job to start the teasing? It should not! But, I being a woman can only provide the female perspective. But, I expect that the men will join in as soon as the women starts this. It is difficult for men to take such intellectual initiatives because they for some reason don’t like using their brains when it comes to sex, but women know better. When it comes to sex, its always the women who rule, and the men who follow.

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    This is deep. And very impressive advice.
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    I LOVE TO TEASE Our work overdosed lives make it very difficult to have a healthy sex life with our spouse. This often...
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    It is all about the teasing!
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    I really would :P This is sooo me.
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